Despite all the heaving bosoms and shirtless dudes games seem to be filled with, very few of them go the whole nine yards for the full monty. All he wants is sex. Beat Em and Eat Em In the first of three nudity-driven games by developer Mystique, you play as a pair relatively normal-looking females the 'Eaters' , both of whom are unclothed. It's no surprise that developers toned down the naked playable characters for quite a while after this pair; the premise of this game a paddle pushing nude characters into each other made absolutely no sense.
The most LOL-worthy things the Internet has to offer. Yep, when you finally lose all your health, your massive monster shrinks back down to human form, covers his or her privates, and quickly shuffles off-screen.